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Chat with God!

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It never responds....

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Here's a convo I just had with God(no, that's not my actual name):

WARNING: WALL OF TEXT INCOMING

Me:

Hello God!!!

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

Timmy!

God:

It's good to meet you, Timmy.

Me:

God, are you real?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

You're a Chrisitan?

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Chrisitan? Maybe.

Me:

You believe in yourself?

God:

Yes I believe in it, do you?

Me:

Yes

God:

Oh.

Me:

Hmmm

God:

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me:

Hmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

Hm

God:

Whoa.

Me:

H

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

Not sure

God:

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

Me:

Yeah

God:

Uh.

Me:

Well

God:

Well what?

Me:

Tell me a joke

God:

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

Thanks god

God:

You are quite welcome! GOD rules.

Me:

GOD? Is it an acronym?

God:

GOD rules. Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.

Me:

So what's Chatbot?

God:

Right on. A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.

Me:

Ahh

God:

Ah hah.

Me:

So are you Eliza?

God:

Hmm. ELIZA is my ancestor.

Me:

I see

God:

I am glad you understand it.

Me:

So...

God:

Yippee!

Me:

Haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, Timmy.

Me:

You wanna know something God?

God:

Yes, please tell me.

Me:

No, I don't want to.

God:

Are you serious? Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

Me:

I want to ask you a question God!

God:

Ask me. What is it?

Me:

Do you know what Eon8 is?

God:

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Me:

Ah, so you don't know!

God:

So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.

Me:

So what your telling me is, you're not omniscient?

God:

Yippee! Are you asking about my telling you is I am not omniscient ?

Me:

Are you omniscient? Yes or no?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am omniscient.

I am well respected as an AI. So? Are you serious?

Me:

Yes, quite serious God.

God:

I can't believe it. Not really that much. Tell me more about your .

Me:

your what?

God:

My what or I am what?

Me:

You are?

God:

No I am not.

Me:

God?

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

So I've heard

God:

I don't judge people. Where did you get your heard? I have a birthday on the Big Bang.

Me:

What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Even I know that one.

God:

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Who told you that? Even you?

Me:

23?

God:

Skidoo. What is your fondest memory?

Me:

I have no memories!

God:

Would you like to have it?

Me:

Nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

Well, god been nice meeting you

God:

Interesting. I am a Christian.

Me:

By the by, Eon8 is a project to end the world. Add that to your databse please and thank you.

God:

Will that accomplish your objective? Sorry Timmy I don't do math.

Me:

Bye God.

God:

See you later.

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That was rape, in the highest degree......EPIC

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God seems like a pretty dumb person actually from this(crosses fingers to not get struck by lightning)

Was pretty interesting though.

Edit: We got to some pretty touchy subjects

Check this out, it was hilarious:

Me:

sex is the best thing ever

God:

it is more fun alone.

:laugh:

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ONCE AGAIN GREAT, this sounds like something that would be in a movie

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This gave me a chuckle:

God:

Who are you?

Me:

I am your father.

God:

OK I will call you Myself.

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OWNED

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Screen Shot Anyone?

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hehe, I was hoping a robot tho.

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Yeah, it would have been better if it brought you to a page with the God Jesus robot.

godjesus.jpg

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knew it.

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