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Joshamuffin

Why must people destroy my faith in humanity?

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Ahhhahaha holy shit that can't be real. laugh2.gif

How funny/ironic would of it been if a tree fell on them and killed them all.

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Hahahahaha.

It's sad that they don't care if people die but a tree fell down ohhhh nooooooo :( :( :(

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which ones?

how do you determine which should be?

The cute ones... It depends on their cuteness level apparently.

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which ones?

how do you determine which should be?

Any animal that I don't like, or feel like killing/torturing. I think it's fine to decapititate small birds and hand my dead neighbors dogs on meathooks in my bathroom. That's how I decide, and that's what happens to them. How do you decide TheGoogle?

Don't take everything so literally, TheGoogle.

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Again, I think Maddox said it best and I quote... "For every animal you DON'T eat, I'm going to eat three."

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You know what Im gonna do?

Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible

Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps

And all leather cow interior

And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights

And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour

Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,

Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's

In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers

And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers

Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side

And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it

You know why, because we've got the bombs, thats why

2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?

Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want

They can have a big democracy cakewalk

Right through the middle of Tienanmen Square

and it wont make a lick of difference

Because we've got the bombs, OK?

John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer

Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off You know why,

Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times

Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!

I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,

and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,

and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?

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You know what Im gonna do?

Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible

Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps

And all leather cow interior

And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights

And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour

Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,

Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's

In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers

And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers

Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side

And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it

You know why, because we've got the bombs, thats why

2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?

Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want

They can have a big democracy cakewalk

Right through the middle of Tienanmen Square

and it wont make a lick of difference

Because we've got the bombs, OK?

John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer

Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off You know why,

Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times

Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!

I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,

and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,

and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?

Hah I love that video with Dennis Leary. That song is very catchy.

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